How the 'magic' works

Shit happens! In fact on an average a healthy adult generates about 312 pounds of poop every year, weighing almost as much as a panda bear - just not as cute. 

It REEKS…making you flush with embarrassment.

Some mornings it’s so bad you’re actually scared it may wake up the still sleepy neighborhood, or worse still - if you make a stinky at a party with guests lining up outside or remember that time when you downloaded your software in office and hid inside waiting for the other stalls to empty out before you could rush unseen to the safety of your cubicle. 

 

The good news is that with Poo-de-Cologne before-you-do-no.2 toilet spray we have devised a way to to take the stink out of your soils. 

 

How you ask?

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With Poo-de-cologne before-u-do-no.2 toilet spray not only do you not soil the air, but you actually leave the toilet smelling like a field of flowers.

 

With Poo-de-cologne before-u-do-no.2 toilet spray say bye-bye to your worries of smelling up the loo in you home, in your offices or in hotel rooms.

 

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Confidence to leave the loo. Consideration for those in queue.

WHY IT WORKS LIKE IT DOES

While working on this unique and path breaking formula we had two goals in mind, one -

MASKING: how well the formulation can mask the bad odors by forming a formidable oil barrier on the bowl water and preventing the odorous gases from escaping into the air; and two -

LINGERING: how can we make the fragrance bloom and linger for long in the room.

 

After months and months of experiments and trials we came up with this alchemic formulation - using world class quality ingredients in strong concentrated doses - that seems to magically achieve both these ends in the toughest of conditions, leaving us with a dubious feeling that shit never really happens.